Traffic extends all the way from L.A. to Vegas. I have never seen anything like it. All these cars. Going 30 mph. In the desert. It is no consolation that we hit California until we turn north and out of … Read More
This is the view from Cassie and Matt’s bridal suite balcony in the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas, circa 2011. If I draw a line all the way back, I’ve had to make some pretty curious decisions to get to … Read More
Francois is one of the reasons we came to this strange place. Here we are, after the wedding, in the casino of the Cosmopolitan Hotel. Really, really fake tanned women are walking around in 5″ heels and the most outrageous … Read More
Fucking hell. Vegas. Finally! I look absolutely knackered. Our hotel is not a casino hotel. It is not on the strip, which is fine with us. We need the exercise after being jammed in a car for three days. I … Read More
OK, now this was just, like, such a surprise. The Hoover Damn. For the second time in my life. And, I knew it was around here somewhere, but I had forgotten that it was so close to Vegas. I’ve been … Read More
In the light of day, this place doesn’t look so festive. The wedding party has gone. The happy couple are tucked away in their bridal suite, sleeping off their delirium. I argue with the guy a little over the bill. … Read More